[Sometime in the dead of night (unless Penguin has those motion detector cameras, god Dick hates those) a long thin parcel is left propped up against the door.
Taped to it, a note:
Press the button.
Don't point it at your face when you press the button.
It'll work twice a day, once in each direction. Hold on tight.
D. Grayson.
Inside: a black and white striped umbrella with a silver (looking) handle, shaped like a curved penguin's head. He's made this himself, being still mostly broke, by doing a little freelance mechanic work in return for use of the equipment.
There are two buttons on the handle.
One, with a picture of an umbrella, does what you'd expect: it opens it.
The other has two arrows, up and down. Press it once and it'll generate enough lift to carry Oswald out of harm's way to a relatively low rooftop. Press twice and it's a gentle drift back down.
How some himbo 1 percenter came up with this is anyone's guess. Maybe it was a lucky find at the dollar store.]
christmas eve
Taped to it, a note:
Press the button.
Don't point it at your face when you press the button.
It'll work twice a day, once in each direction. Hold on tight.
D. Grayson.
Inside: a black and white striped umbrella with a silver (looking) handle, shaped like a curved penguin's head. He's made this himself, being still mostly broke, by doing a little freelance mechanic work in return for use of the equipment.
There are two buttons on the handle.
One, with a picture of an umbrella, does what you'd expect: it opens it.
The other has two arrows, up and down. Press it once and it'll generate enough lift to carry Oswald out of harm's way to a relatively low rooftop. Press twice and it's a gentle drift back down.
How some himbo 1 percenter came up with this is anyone's guess. Maybe it was a lucky find at the dollar store.]