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☂ Oswald Cobblepot ([personal profile] paxpenguina) wrote2021-06-19 08:37 am
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🏖️🍹 Big Summer Blow Out [OPEN MINGLE | PLAYER PLOT: PART I]

« Who: OPEN TO ALL; dresscode is summer chic for entry! ☀️
« What: Open Summer party mingle for The Clockhouse with a selection of drinks with added effects via ingredients from The Supermrket.
« When: June 19th
« Where: The Clockhouse, Insincerity
« Content Warnings: Some NSFW images linked in post. Potential for: Exhibitionism, temporary amnesia, body transformation, xeno, genital alterations, body horror, orgasm denial, genital sensitivity, sexual frustration, genital torture, kink RNG, and whatever else shows up in threads!
« Notes: Part I of the Clockhouse player plot → Part II here

With the Clockhouse swiftly approaching its first anniversary in Insincerity, the party this time is the picture of sun, sea, sand and sex. Well, as much as you can manage in an underground bar.

The space is decked out with a campy beach aesthetic. There are multiple inflatable pool areas and readily available waterproof sex toys for anyone's wet and wild desires.

If lounging in the pool isn't your thing, but the appeal of the slippery life is still there, there are plenty of super soakers laying around for wet t-shirt battles. Choose your weapon and targets carefully because there might be something in the water casually increasing everyone's libido and getting those summer juices flowing.

There's a lot of bright fruit platters dotted around and buckets of ice to throw together refreshing drinks with soda water and mixers, as well as some risqué icy treats.

And then, of course, then there's the effect-inducing drinks for the month...




Where My Beaches At?


Cranberry juice, orange juice, vodka, peach schnapps





There really is nothing like kicking back on a sunny day and ordering some sex on the beach. In this case it might be quite literal. Downing this drink makes your want to make sure everyone can sea you clearly. In every way, it's a shore thing that your inner exhibition is let loose and not only do you not care who sees your stripping and slipping, you want everyone to see you having a whale of a time!










Blue Beach Balls


Spiced rum, coconut rum, blue curacao, pineapple juice, lime juice





You know that one song by Eiffel 65 about beating off a guy? Yeah, I don't know why, but this drink makes me think of that song too. Wild, huh? Anyway, this drink causes a lot of sensitivity, but not much release. Sure it feels great, but no matter what you do, and no matter how close you get, that orgasm is just not coming, so neither are you. Maybe it's utter suffering, maybe you find pleasure in the frustration. It's not the hangover you should worry about with this drink, it's how hard the orgasm is going to arrive! Hopefully before then you find someone who likes to hear you whimper and beg.










It's Gettin' Hot Satyr


Cranberry juice, cherry juice, and orange gin





There are a lot of jokes to be made about someone being called Bottom who got transformed into an ass in this city, but they're so predictable it won't be a-mule-sing. What is funny though is how this time of year has a certain kind of magic in the area and this drink just adds to the feeling of everything being a little bit whimsical and strange. After downing this drink, maybe you sprout horns, cloven hooves, a tail, or perhaps the whole hog and find people are fawning over you. Maybe things take a different nymph-ish turn, maybe with pixie ears or fairy wings, or some especially leafy aesthetic. Some may even find some changes to the shape, smell or taste of their genitals. In some cases, this might be a giddy transformative midsummer night's dream, while for others something more of a nightmare.














Margarita?! I Barely Know Her!


Tequila, triple sec, lime juice



This one is a real classic, wouldn't you say? Er... What was your name again? ... What do you mean we've met before? Wait, we're in a contract?! It must be something in the drink because, at least until the effect wears off, you could have known someone your whole life and suddenly you don't remember a darn thing about them. Well, it is sometimes fun to act like you're meeting for the first time, this just gives it a little more authenticity, right?










Spill the Tea


Sweet tea spiked with bourbon



They say honesty is the best policy, and recently is sure seems like LIES thought so too... But were you really all that honest? You probably were about yourself, but what about those around you? This timeless pool-side sipper is the perfect way to wet your whistle and get that tongue primed for sharing. And, sure, normally that would be something sexy, but in this case you're compelled to use that tongue not to kiss, but to tell. Maybe you heard a rumour, maybe you just want to gossip, maybe you want to make something up and stir a pot. Whatever it is, you can't stop the compulsion to gossip about someone else with whoever is willing (or unwilling) to listen.










(Get Your Leg) Over the Rainbow


Shhh... This one's a surprise!



When this one slides down the bar there had better be some colourful language! What's even more kaleidoscopic about this drink though is its effects. Each drink comes with its own unique set of impulses that have absolutely nothing to do with leftover stock from the Supermarket rushing toward their best before date! Don't be silly! This was always planned for this cocktail! Now shut up, move along and down the thing, would you? Take one for your friend. Hell, take a bunch for the table--they've all got to go by the end of the night!










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