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[paxpenguina]

You went back to Gotham for an hour and in that time rendered yourself out of commission?

I NEED DREAMWIDTH TO GIVE ME MY NOTIFICATIONS

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

I know this doesn't mean anything to you yet, but I ran into the wrong side of the Bat

DW wants us all to suffer

[paxpenguina]

You're right, it doesn't mean much to me, though I've heard tell of something bat-like gracing Gotham's future.

What I don't know if this Batman is named after the animal or the sporting equipment. You're starting to make me think it might be the latter though.

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

The animal. It's very dramatic bullshit. It's like being hit by a truck, which, incidentally, is what I'm telling people happened.

[paxpenguina]

It's Gotham, when is it not?

I take it you'd like me to perpetuate your truck tale should the topic come up.

Have you seen an actual physician or were the painkillers you're taking obtained through alternative means?

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

I'm seeing someone soon. We'll figure out a solution.

[paxpenguina]

That sounds vaguely suspect, but I suppose all I really need to know is when you'll up to speed again.

Unless there's anything additional you wish me to know about at this stage.

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

You might want to cool it on the pastries if you don't want to get round.

You get fat back home.

[paxpenguina]

[Wow, what the hell, Jason. This one definitely sits on read for a while and you can absolutely picture an Oswald's bemused face if you want.]

I'll take it under advisement. And maybe fire our chef.

[He will not, in fact, fire Persephone...]

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

Why would you fire her? You're the one with the eating thing.