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[paxpenguina]

[Well that just makes it sound like Victor has arrived back in Duplicity with a smaller dick, Roman :|]

Oh. Well. My offer my condolences once again. But there are a lot of things you can buy to address things like that. Both prosthetics-based and probably pharmaceutically based, if you know the right places.

[ewwww]

[That's because he did, Penguin. He absolutely did.]

I shouldn't even try to deny it, should I?

[paxpenguina]

I... wasn't entirely sure that was actually the case. But that is a worrying turn of events.

Perhaps a public service announcement is in order lest others are facing similar hardships.

[ewwww]

I'd rather everyone not know he's missing 3 inches.

Hopefully the same thing doesn't happen to one of us if we end up in the same position.

[paxpenguina]

That's is horrifying thought.

I have to ask though, is *he* aware he's missing those three inches or... does the believe that's just the state of him?

[ewwww]

According to him, he's always been like that, and I've always liked it. Not sure if it's some multiverse bullshit or if he's just screwing with me. His memories still aren't back.

[paxpenguina]

His memories? You mean of the city?

[ewwww]

Yes, that's right. I know amnesia is common after you die here, but I'm getting a little annoyed with it, if I'm being honest.

[paxpenguina]

Have you tried some kind of cerebral restart? Such as knocking him out, for example.

[Have you tried turning your boyfriend off and on again, Roman?]