[After a second or two Tim taps at the good quality circle.] This is the only one I'm really concerned about. [His finger starts to hover towards fast, but not cheap then hesitates. He did have two submissives now to consider as well.] This one. [Good quality and cheap.] I suppose I'm not really in that much of a rush. I do have something that will work for the moment.
[And Oswald slaps the notebook closed abruptly before there can be any additional deliberation.]
With more time, we can also source you something more specific. Say, if you have a preferred model in mind. That matters to some people. But if you're simply after a good quality handgun, I'm sure we can manage that.
Additionally, payment--[He shifts a little where he stands, though not from any kind of discomfort and more likely from a bit of excitement.] Cash is always acceptable, but if you have more unique offerings then that can also be negotiated and, in certain cases, help expedite the process.
I have cash. [Did he say that too quickly? He might have said that too quickly. He's just very sure he doesn't want to owe what might be a mob boss a favour. That never ends well in movies.] I work in publishing so I really doubt I have any unique offerings I can make.
[Okay Tim, maybe you were right the first time. Oswald momentarily pushes his tongue into his upper lip against his teeth before giving a slight eyeroll.]
[Tim feels his muscles relax a little at that.] Yeah, I'm afraid the information this city is most interested in reading about isn't all that exciting. Unless you're from some very sexually oppressed society originally.
[Tim nods. That, at least, seemed standard.] Of course. Regardless I wouldn't consider telling them where I got it from. What kind of friend stabs the other in the back?
Or, at the very least, where would I buy another one from if they took one away from me if I did that? Bad business all around.
[Tim starts to reach forward then suddenly stops. Hesitating for a moment.]
Now, please don't take this the wrong way, but-- ah, you are human, right? This isn't some trick and I'm about to shake my life and soul away, right? Because just to be clear - I just want to buy a gun with money. Physical money.
[The question draws Oswald up short, his back straightening as he blinks in surprise at the question. He's not entirely sure whether or not he should be insulted by this line of enquiry.]
It's just-- I've heard there are several princes of Hell--er, Hells? If there are multiple princes are there multiple Hells? Or is it each layer of Hell has a prince?
[He shakes his head realizing he was getting distracted.] Plus I heard there was Lucifer himself running around before. If movies are to be believe it's just a good idea that I know exactly what I'm agreeing to.
As you say. [Oswald can appreciate caution, but that is certainly something Oswald will make note of as something to be aware of in the future. He extends his hand once more, taking hold of Tim's with a slightly firmer, more affirming shake than the one offered at greeting.]
And we have a deal! And without a claw, hoof or fang in sight!
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[And Oswald slaps the notebook closed abruptly before there can be any additional deliberation.]
With more time, we can also source you something more specific. Say, if you have a preferred model in mind. That matters to some people. But if you're simply after a good quality handgun, I'm sure we can manage that.
Additionally, payment--[He shifts a little where he stands, though not from any kind of discomfort and more likely from a bit of excitement.] Cash is always acceptable, but if you have more unique offerings then that can also be negotiated and, in certain cases, help expedite the process.
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[He leans in slight, a slow, sly smile on his face.]
After wall, what is a publisher if not a discriminator of knowledge. And knowledge, to some, is a valuable currency indeed.
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Cash is fine.
I did misfire. Derp.
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[It's almost a shame; money is always nice, but leverage is Oswald's preferred currency in this city.]
And for your own awareness, I will additionally deny all hand in equipping you should you run into trouble with the SIN guards or LIES. Remember that.
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Or, at the very least, where would I buy another one from if they took one away from me if I did that? Bad business all around.
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What kind of friend indeed.
[He rolls his shoulders as if physically shaking off some unpleasant memories as he tries to relax his jaw a little more again.]
And I couldn't agree more. Especially if this is the start of a good business relationship.
[And here, he extends his hand again.]
So then... Do we have a deal, Tim?
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Now, please don't take this the wrong way, but-- ah, you are human, right? This isn't some trick and I'm about to shake my life and soul away, right? Because just to be clear - I just want to buy a gun with money. Physical money.
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That-- I'm sorry, what?
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[He shakes his head realizing he was getting distracted.] Plus I heard there was Lucifer himself running around before. If movies are to be believe it's just a good idea that I know exactly what I'm agreeing to.
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I'm the King of Gotham, but unless Gotham has suddenly become synonymous with hell, I don't think you need to concern yourself with that.
I can assure you, regardless of being called The Penguin, I am very much and indisputably human.
[Even if he has a few very not humans in his employment.]
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And we have a deal! And without a claw, hoof or fang in sight!
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In any case, when your item is ready, my staff will know to expect you once I've been in contact.
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