THE CLOCKHOUSE
InsincerityAccessed through a single door at the base of an old stone clocktower, guests descend rather than ascend into a unique underground space beneath Insincerity's streets, The Clockhouse is more than just a club and bar space, it's a gesture toward changing times and fostering new beginnings. As the first establishment in Insincerity with a proprietor haling from Duplicity, The Clockhouse aims to create a site where new energy and life flows respectfully beneath the city's moderate streets.
Access to The Clockhouse operates on strict four hour rotation and entry for each guest includes one complimentary cocktail from an ever-changing menu*, including ingredients that have been carefully selected from The Supermarket giving guests a taste of what Insincerity truly has to offer!
Experience
◈ Complimentary shuttle service runs every ten minutes to and from the city door to The Clockhouse to maximize your four hour time in Insincerity
◈ One drink on the house included with entry from our ever-changing exclusive menu
◈ Bookable for private functions and reserved seating available - contact for dates and fees
Events
◈ July 18th - Grand Opening Summer Celebration
◈ October 20th - Halloween Monster Mash
◈ December 17th - Winter Wonderland
◈ February 10th - Valentines Day
Staff & Vacancies
Affiliates & Advertisements
◈ Coming soonTerms & Conditions
* Patrons entering the The Clockhouse do so under defacto consent to any and all effects (intended or otherwise) and/or interpersonal encounters on the premises.
Staff at The Clockhouse are not responsible for any side-effects associated with their rotating menu or any consequences of aforementioned side-effects, intended or otherwise.
Any volunteer beverage tasters will be paid by the hour for their time and input from point of consumption to point of the beverage clearing their system. Agreeing to be a beverage taster includes agreement that The Clockhouse staff are, as stated above, not responsible for any associated side-effects intended or otherwise.
The Clockhouse is also not responsible for any lost possessions during time spent on the premises, including but not limited to: personal effects, currency, dignity and virginity.