Oh, haven't you heard? Victor rolled in with this month's intake. A graduation present for me, I'd like to think, since I'm out of LIES this month. Isn't that just wonderful?
I would tread with caution when it comes to crediting the city for its good will. After all, as you've said, you're coming up to your graduation; you should know better than to think of any gift from them arrives no strings attached.
Oh, well, there's been a little hiccup that I attribute to the city's... eclectic sense of "fun," but I'm happy to have someone back who's in my court anyway. You of all people should know the importance of loyalty, hm? Enterprising man that you are.
[Well that just makes it sound like Victor has arrived back in Duplicity with a smaller dick, Roman :|]
Oh. Well. My offer my condolences once again. But there are a lot of things you can buy to address things like that. Both prosthetics-based and probably pharmaceutically based, if you know the right places.
According to him, he's always been like that, and I've always liked it. Not sure if it's some multiverse bullshit or if he's just screwing with me. His memories still aren't back.
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Yes, Roman. You either need to find yourself a better tailor, or another solution.
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Hey!!!]
Didn't mean to ask you. Glad I didn't, because clearly your eyes aren't working correctly.
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Would you like to try again?
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You have terrible taste. In smoothies and in men, I'd wager.
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My continued sympathies, by the way.
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The I stand corrected and congratulations are in order. I hope Victor is as thrilled to be back as you are to have him.
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[And mentally, too, to be honest. He chalks it up to something in the water; that's normally what it is.]
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Oh. Well. My offer my condolences once again. But there are a lot of things you can buy to address things like that. Both prosthetics-based and probably pharmaceutically based, if you know the right places.
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I shouldn't even try to deny it, should I?
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Perhaps a public service announcement is in order lest others are facing similar hardships.
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Hopefully the same thing doesn't happen to one of us if we end up in the same position.
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I have to ask though, is *he* aware he's missing those three inches or... does the believe that's just the state of him?
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[Have you tried turning your boyfriend off and on again, Roman?]